Things that make me go....EEEW!

Get ready, this is a gross one. Now, you can't say that I didn't warn you ahead of time.

I came home from my therapist appointment this morning and ran straight to the bathroom. I had to pee, really, really badly. I made it just in time. While contemplating my timely arrival, I looked down and saw something that made me go eew. Apparently, I missed a crucial detail this morning when getting dressed. My underwear, at the site of where the crotch should be...well, there wasn't a crotch left at all. It was still connected, but only by the strand of elastic that runs around the right leg. I went to my therapist's office and ran errands all while crotchless!!! Sure I had the remnants of underwear but they weren't really functioning as underwear anymore. I can't believe I didn't even notice that I was walking around in string underwear that were never intended to be string style. Now, I know what your are thinking, " a person who blows out her underwear with the power of her own cooter may want to have some tests done; the threat of infertility may be the least of your problems." Well, in this case, the dog is the one doing the creative alterations. The Jack Russell Terrier frequently gets a hankering for my underwear...usually when they are lightly seasoned. Then it hit me that maybe I was wearing crotchless AND dirty underwear. To my great relief, they were clean, whew. So it seems that I failed to notice that this pair had been made into a pooch snack when I threw them into the laundry this weekend. I am considering keeping them around as a decoy, perhaps then she will be less likely to go after the ones that are still in one piece. Although, it probably wouldn't be effective as a decoy if they were clean.